The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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