Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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