she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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