a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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