Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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