i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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