Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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