I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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