I don't think brook has ever known best
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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