I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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