im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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