I wish you could order shots online.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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