theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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