Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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