at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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