I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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