You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
third nipple confirmed
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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