And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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