thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
