maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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