doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Will you blow on my dice?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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