So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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