ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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