I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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