There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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