Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Boobs speak an international language.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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