office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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