I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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