I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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