I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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