Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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