Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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