maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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