that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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