Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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