ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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