you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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