Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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