Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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