I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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