me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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