Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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