he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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