they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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