are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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