so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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