McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
