talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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