What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He shit in the fireplace
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