I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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