is your mom at the bar?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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