Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
