I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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