with your own penis?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
