So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
