Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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