i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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